Monday, October 29, 2007
~~~internet explorer7 keyboard shortcuts....
General shortcuts
Turn Full Screen Mode on or off -->
F11
Cycle through the Address Bar, Refresh button, Search Box, and items on a web page
TAB
Find a word or phrase on a page
CTRL+F
Open the current webpage in a new window
CTRL+N
Print the page
CTRL+P
Select all items on the page
CTRL+A
Zoom in
CTRL+PLUS
Zoom out
CTRL+-
Zoom to 100%
CTRL+0
Navigation shortcuts
Go to home page
ALT+HOME
Go backward
ALT+LEFT
Go forward
ALT+RIGHT
Refresh page
F5
Refresh page and the cache
CTRL+F5
Stop downloading page
ESC
Favorites Center shortcuts
Open Favorites
CTRL+I
Open Favorites in pinned mode
CTRL+SHIFT+I
Organize Favorites
CTRL+B
Add current page to Favorites
CTRL+D
Open Feeds
CTRL+J
Open Feeds in pinned mode
CTRL+SHIFT+J
Open History
CTRL+H
Open History in pinned mode
CTRL+SHIFT+H
Common tasks
To do this
Do this
Disable all add-ons
Windows logo key + R > iexplore.exe –extoff
Turn on AutoComplete so that website addresses will be automatically filled in for you if you begin to type them again
Tools > Internet Options > Advanced > Use inline AutoComplete
Change how tabs work in Internet Explorer
Tools > Internet Options > on the General tab, under Tabs, click Settings
Display the Menu Bar at the top of the screen
To display temporarily: press the ALT keyTo display permanently: Tools > Menu Bar
* - For example, if you chose "net" for the website suffix, pressing CTRL+SHIFT+ENTER would add "http://www." to the beginning and ".net" to the end of the address in the Address Bar.
Tab shortcuts
Open link in new background tab
CTRL+left mouse button or middle mouse button
Open link in new foreground tab
CTRL+SHIFT+left mouse button or CTRL+SHIFT+middle mouse button
Close tab (closes window if only one tab is open)
CTRL+W or CTRL+F4
Open Quick Tab view
CTRL+Q
Open new tab
CTRL+T
View list of open tabs
CTRL+SHIFT+Q
Switch to next tab
CTRL+TAB
Switch to previous tab
CTRL+SHIFT+TAB
Address Bar shortcuts
Select the Address Bar
ALT+D
Add "http://www." to the beginning and ".com" to the end of text in Address Bar
CTRL+ENTER
Add “http://www.” to the beginning and the website address suffix you have specified to the end of text in the Address Bar*
CTRL+SHIFT+ENTER
Open the website address that is typed in the Address Bar in new tab
ALT+ENTER
View list of previously typed addresses
F4
Search Bar shortcuts
Select the Search Bar
CTRL+E
View list of search providers
CTRL+DOWN
Open search results in new tab
ALT+ENTER
To do this
Do this
Delete cookies, passwords, form data, history, and temporary Internet files
Tools > Delete Browsing History
Find and install add-ons
Tools > Manage Add-ons > Find More Add-ons
Print part of page
Select part of the page you want to print, press CTRL+P, click Selection, and then click Print
Change website address suffix*
Tools > Internet Options > Languages
.........Man's Answer to Woman's every Question ....
It’s a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it’s not just from all the *****ing and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We’re just misunderstood.
2. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN?
Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I’m fairly certain it’s some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can.
3. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC?
We occasionally need to adjust “junior” and make him happy. It’s much like adjusting your ***. Being in public is just an added bonus.
4. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS?
We like to. It’s actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.
5. WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE?
You’d learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.
6. WHY DO MEN HAVE TO ACT LIKE SUCH RETARDS?
Well, we don’t actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It’s the old fashioned pride in a job well done that’s missing in so much of the world nowadays.
7. WHY CAN’T MEN JUST SHARE THEIR FEELINGS?
Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless we’re experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.
8. WHY CAN’T MEN CUDDLE MORE (I.E. LIE DOWN AND HUG)?
Please… How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much as we can, but who the hell (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end? We men… Men hunters… Need go roam… Starve in cave… Must go find wildebeest…Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story.
9. HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING?
Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their sons. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.
10. WHY CAN’T MEN JUST SAY “I LOVE YOU?”
Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It’s not easy to admit to one’s own character faults.
11. WHY DO MEN SAY “I LOVE YOU” WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME?
Ho, Ho, Ho… Aren’t you special? Well, some men think it’s a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.
12. WHY DOESN’T MY PARTNER EVER ANSWER ME?
We just simply don’t have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.
13. WHY WON’T MEN EVER PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES?
Why should we? It doesn’t really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you’ll pick it up.
14. WHAT’S WITH ALL THE BELCHING AND FARTING?
This usually only occurs after months of courting. It’s our way to let you know that we’re comfortable with you. Believe it or not, its actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.
15. WHY DO MEN HATE SHOPPING?
It’s an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing? Err… buying?
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~~~MathematicS...In LifE~~~
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS--
Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = affair
- Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATHs
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.















