Monday, October 29, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
~~~MathematicS...In LifE~~~
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS--
Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = affair
- Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATHs
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Friday, October 19, 2007
***Alphabets of happiness***
Alphabets of happiness---
A--AcceptAccept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.
B--Break AwayBreak away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
C--CreateCreate a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
D--DecideDecide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.
E--ExploreExplore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.
F--ForgiveForgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
G--GrowLeave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.
H--HopeHope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.
I--IgnoreIgnore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.
J--JourneyJourney to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.
K--KnowKnow that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.
L--LoveLet love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.
M--ManageManage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.
N--NoticeNever ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.
O--OpenOpen your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.
P--PlayNever forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.
Q--QuestionAsk many questions, because you're here to learn.
R--RelaxRefuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.
S--ShareShare your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.
T--TryEven when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.
U--UseUse your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.
V--ValueValue the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.
W--WorkWork hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.
X--X-RayLook deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.
Y--YieldYield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.
Z--ZoomZoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.
Good Wishes...
A--AcceptAccept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.
B--Break AwayBreak away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
C--CreateCreate a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
D--DecideDecide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.
E--ExploreExplore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.
F--ForgiveForgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
G--GrowLeave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.
H--HopeHope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.
I--IgnoreIgnore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.
J--JourneyJourney to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.
K--KnowKnow that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.
L--LoveLet love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.
M--ManageManage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.
N--NoticeNever ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.
O--OpenOpen your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.
P--PlayNever forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.
Q--QuestionAsk many questions, because you're here to learn.
R--RelaxRefuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.
S--ShareShare your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.
T--TryEven when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.
U--UseUse your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.
V--ValueValue the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.
W--WorkWork hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.
X--X-RayLook deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.
Y--YieldYield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.
Z--ZoomZoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.
Good Wishes...
Thursday, October 18, 2007
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