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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

!!!!!!! Interesting Equation!!!!!!

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleepHence,
Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
If,Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
If Men - earn money = Pigs
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence,
Women = Pigs + spend
If, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

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Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!
Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.....

~~~26 Reasons Why A Man Should Have A Dog And Not A Wife~~~

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to ge t your pointacross.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet ordesk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours aday.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would youget another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give themaway.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you apervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They justthink it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale' s or Neiman-Marcus. And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Monday, October 8, 2007

~~~CHECK THE MANUFACTURER AND QUALITY OF YOUR MOBILE ~~~


Press the following on your mobile *#06#. The-international mobile equipment identity number appears


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was assembled in the Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean s it was manufactured in Germany which is not bad

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured in Finland which is Good

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that means it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ....

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that means it was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very poor quality and potentially very dangerous to your health!!!


Friday, October 5, 2007

~~~JAPANESE ACCURACY~~~


UNLOCK MOBILE CODES.....


Unlock Nokia Phones Unlock All Samsung Phones
Unlock Siemens Unlock Sony Ericsson Unlock Motorola Mobiles Unlock Panasonic Mobiles Unlock LG Mobiles

NOTE :

I M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PROBLEM OCCURS WHILE USING THESE CODE. ITS ALL DOWN TO THE USER WHO IS USING THESE CODE....

*#9998*289# : Change Alarm Buzzer Frequency

*#9998*364# : Watchdog

*#9998*523# : Change LCD contrast - Only with version G60RL01W

*#9998*746# : SIM File Size

*#9998*862# : Vocoder Reg - Normal, Earphone or carkit can be selected

*#9998*786# : Run, Last UP, Last DOWN
If the up Codes doesn't work, you should change *#9998* to *#0. i.e. *#9998*523# change to

*#0523#. An other thing that will help is to remove your SIM card. *0001*s*f*t# : Changes serial

parameters (s=?, f=0,1, t=0,1) (incomplete)

*0003*?# : unknown

*0003*?# : unknown

*#9998*377# : EEPROM Error Stack - Use side keys to select values. Cancel and ok

*#9998*427# : Trace Watchdog

*#9998*785# : RTK (Run Time Kernel) errors - if ok then phn is reset, info is put in memory
error.

*#9998*778# : SIM Service Table


*#9998*947# : Reset On Fatal Error

*#9998*872# : Diag

*#9998*999# : Last/Chk

*#9998*324# : Debug screens

*#9998*636# : Memory status

*#9998*544# : Jig detect

*#9998*842# : Test Vibrator - Flash the screenligth during 10 seconds and vibration activated

*#9998*837# : Software Version


*#9998*228# : Battery status (capacity, voltage, temperature)

*#9998*246# : Program status

*#9998*9266# : Yann debug screen (=Debug Screens?) *#9998*9999# : Software version

SP-unlock SGH-600 (and also SGH-Sgh-600)---

*2767*3855# : Full EEPROM Reset ( THIS CODE REMOVES SP-LOCK!! )
But also changes IMEI to 447967-89-400044-0. (Doing this is illegal)

*2767*2878# : Custom EEEPROM Reset
*These codes have been tested with version FLD_2C6 G60SB03X of Samsung SGH-600

Samsung SGH-600 Unlock Codes--


*#9999# : Show Software Version

*#9125# : Activates the smiley when charging.

*#0001# : Show Serial Parameters

*#0837# : Show Software Version (instructions)

*#06# : Show IMEI